Thursday 29 July 2010

THEY'LL ALL BE SIZE 0 AFTER THIS

Copenhagen Fashion Week in Denmark will be breaking records next month.

Helena Christensen will be unveiling the world's longest runway - 5,000 ft runway (maybe literally - fingers crossed for a Boeing take-off as the finale) featuring over 500 Nordic brands and god knows how many models.

Strutting in stilettos for the best part of 20 minutes on a hot floodlit catwalk could be the next step in the Bikram 'sweat-for-long-enough-and-you're-bound-the-drop-the-pounds' craze.

We could be looking at other record breaking moments for 'most-mid-runway-model-collapses', 'most-wardrobe-malfunctions-per-minute' and 'biggest-synchronized-diva-fit-back-stage'. Exciting times for all.

If you're part of the styling or hair team on this show - we feel for you. At least with a front row 2 and a half miles long with a capacity for half the population of a small Eastern European nation, the show's PR team will be safe from 'DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?' eruptions runway side.

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