Friday 16 July 2010

HAIR TODAY GONE TOMORROW!

I'll warn you now, if you don't like Victoria Beckham i suggest you stop reading now, however if like me you have her autobiography, have been on the game to afford one of her dresses and have made your boyfriend undergo extensive plastic surgery to look like David Beckham (just me then?) then read on . . .

VB as i like to call her has experimented with her hair on many occasions and just when i think she has done it all she comes up with another do ensuring hairdressers around the world are raking the posh pound!

Victoria Adams - who would have known what would evolve . . .

Posh Poodle Perm.

Long & Straight - at the beginning of her auditions.

Contract signed, power pob begins!

"I'll tell you what i want what i really really want!"

His 'n' Hers - Footballer in the bag.

Now a mother Posh sticks to a sensible hair do not that dissimilar to Denis the Menace.

Posh hits the catwalk for the first time with a multi coloured hedgehog on her head.

VB's affair of hair extensions begins.

Doing it solo Posh goes for the Captain Hook look.

Fabulocity is born with excessive tresses, finally the glamourous VB is born, schmoozing with the likes of Donatello Versace.

Once was a mistake but twice is just silly . . . goodbye solo career.

Goodbye extensions, hello VB the Author with the launch of her autobiography . . .

Pregnant with number 2 Posh adds some highlights to help the eye avoid the bump

Following the alleged plot to kidnap the Beckhams, Posh celebrates with yet another full head of extensions.

WIth David being snapped up by Madrid Posh throws herself into the Spanish way of life.

Now dubbed Royalty VB is horrified to find her scabby nanny shagging her Golden Balls, better go blonde as they always have more fun right?

Posh pops out sproglet number 3, starts designing for Rock & Republic, better wave that hair!

World Cup is upon us and VB shows Cheryl and the girls how it's done, all hail VB Queen of WAGS!

Posh now considers Tom Cruise and co not only neighbours but friends as well, she ditches her trademark extensions for the drastic POB, set to take over hair salons all over the world. Hello Marc Jacobs campaign!

VB takes over LA and goes legally blonde.

You know what they say - "once you've had black . . ." now a cover girl for Harpers Bazaar and the Queen Bee at Milan Fashion Week VB ditches the blonde for an intense darker look.

Now in the Armani campaign VB channels sexy bed hair to be shot half naked with hubby . . .

Inspired by Sophia Loren, worn by VB . . .

Posh takes on Kate Moss at The British Fashion Awards with an up do.

Her own label, a brood of boys, houses all over the world, her own perfume, a famous footballer husband and more Birkins than you can shake a shitty stick at . . . whats left? Oh yeah, car designing! VB at the launch for the new Range Rover Evoke . . . by VIctoria Beckham

Portia

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