Friday 9 July 2010

GET YOUR BACKS CRACK AND SACKS OUT FOR A MALE WAXING MAXOUT

So boys, before you jet off to the sun – get yourselves sorted this year. Body hair isn’t necessarily a bad thing (whatever tickles your pickle), but let’s be frank – nobody likes a hairy back, a stray hair on the shoulder, or a bush on the bicep.

Before you delve in consider the options available to you – faces waxes, the notorious back sack and crack, boykini line, a West Hollywood (a gay take on the ubiquitous Hollywood for that porn ready look) hand and foot and the deliciously named – boyzilian. Think carefully, nobody wants to end up with a landing strip where they least expected…

Before you wax-out and max-out here’s some tips

1. 1Find the right wax artist. Think Brazilian, think firm, think nifty fingers, and above all find someone tight-laced and stoney faced to give you a thorough seeing to. Check out Murcia at the Brazilian Wax Studio for something in central or Eduardo at Macho Waxing if you’re out East.

2. 2Don’t go in with your gun blazing. Experiment with lesser waxes before going in for a full frontal back sack and crack assault on your skin. Your future children will thank you for it.

3. 3.Post wax – moisturize moisturize moisturise, and stay out of hot showers – you’ll get lumpy, and no matter how smooth the finish you could end up looking like you’ve contracted something unpleasant the night before…

4. 4.Don’t be afraid to let it all hang out. If you’ve opted for a more intimate wax you’ve already been bold - don’t hold back. I’m sure they’ve seen it all before and if they really do get the shock of their lives – congratulations.

5. 5.An eyebrow wax is never a good idea. Fact.

If you follow these tips you’ll have summer back sack and cracked.

ASHX

1 comment:

  1. You crack me up Ash, even all the way from Marbella.

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