Working when it's 30 degrees in the shade.
Yes we know you're all away at a festival/on holiday/reclining by the pool or all three of the above - but you don't have to put it in your out of office to rub it in...
London Fields.
Frankly, it's disgusting. Go to Primrose Hill with a small dog and a linen maxi dress instead to save yourself the hassle of constantly checking your flip-flops for used needles and fag butts.
The England football squad.
If we were as bad at our job as you are we would all be fired.
